Friday, December 9, 2011

KOLAVERI KOLAVERI STARRING RAJNI-SUPERSTAR






BREAKING NEWZ:
RAJNIKANTH WENT TO A CHINESE HOTEL TO HAVE A QUICK BREAKFAST
AND TOLD WAITER GIVE ME KOLA-VER-IDLI JI....


WAITER:
YO RAJNI SIR, I AM TAKING UR ORDER
IDLI ILYA?
SAMBAR ILYA?


RAJNI:
(IN ANGER)
BRING THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
BRING THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..


RAJNI:
ORDER CORRECT.....???


WAITER:
(PUZZLED)
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..


RAJNI:
(ANGER)
INNA RASKALA...GO BRING PLEASE....
MAINTAIN DECENCY PLEASE....


WAITER:
WAITER GOES AWAY CRYING....

WHAT's THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHAT's THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..


(AFTER 5 MINUTES)...

RAJNI:
ANNA ORDER??, APPADIYE KHAAYLA SNACKS EDHUTHUKO,
ORDER READY...???



WAITER:
(HAPPILY)
ONEEE.... TWOOO .... THREEE...
PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN PA PA PA PPAAN...
(DANCING IN CHINESE......)
HERE IS UR ORDER-U IDLI-U...IDLI U COLOUR WHITE U
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..



(AFTER 5 MINS):
WAITER:
PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN PA PA PA PPAAN...
BILL READY...



RAJNI:
ONEEE TWOOO THREEE...
(RAJNI DISAPPEARS)

THE POWER OF KOLA-VA-IDLI
COMPOSED BY WHO ELSE-NIK
COPYRIGHTED NIK-N-TER-10-MENT

Sunday, November 13, 2011

RockStar is a Class Apart

ROCKSTAR
(A Rebellious Life of a Star full of Pain)
RockStar is a Class Apart

 
 Review

Rock Star, the next biggie from the makers of Love Aaj Kal, Jab We Met, Socha Na Tha.
The common guy behind all these lovely movies, Imtiaz Ali, the writer, the director who has a different treatment to Bollywood’s favorite subject called “LOVE”.

This time, Imtiaz Ali strikes a perfect cord with the guitar guy, RockStar.

RockStar is a totally different genre from all his previous movies.
A tender Love story told with full of passion, style, revolutionary music and emotions.

RockStar has a master-piece touch in all its part, but the most important is its Music and its Dialogues.

THE MUSIC
On the music part, A.R. Rehman’s work is pure revolutionary. No doubt, the music score has been the top on the list from the music release of RockStar.

“Sadda Haq”, “Nadaan Parindey” displays the pain and passion perfectly and choreographed very well.

The most special song is “Kun Faaya Kun” picturized in the Hazrat Nizzam-Ud-Din Dargah reaches directly to the Almighty and has sung so well by the maestro, A.R. Rehman himself with the Kawwali specialist, Javed Ali and a gifted soothing voice of Mohit Chauhan. The trio’s magic in Kun Faaya Kun is so heart soothing, that very less people, no matter which religion will overlook this song.


KUN FAAYA KUN: The Master-Piece

“Aur Ho” is sung beautifully sung by Mohit Chauhan, in his own style made me remember K.K’s voice.

The instrumental song picturized with Shammiji on Shehnai and Ranbeer on guitar is a master-piece.


Shammi ji:  Will Live Forever in our Hearts
 
 
“Hawaa-Hawaa” has a nice peppy touch with the beautiful moments shared between Nargis and Jordan.

"Phir Se Udd Chala" is soft soothing number, which is picturized perfectly in the beautiful mountains of Himachal, India. 

All other songs are awesome and been blended in the movie perfectly, without the stopping the flow or screenplay.

THE SCENES
RockStar is totally crafted perfectly with beautiful scenes, lovely acting, painful emotions, class apart music.

The director has narrated the story very well in an innovative way with his style.
Pre-Interval is a mix of light an intense moments where Janardan turns to Jordan, the lovely chemistry built up between Nargis and Jordan, Janardan thrown out of his house by his family, the beautiful Kun-Faaya-Kun and many other master-piece scenes.

Gradually Jordan and Heer starts understanding that the immature relation started between them is not a joke. Jordan starts feeling the Pain of loosing Heer, which disturbs him every minute every second.
Heer forgets her smile, after loosing Jordan, post marriage.

Post-Interval is full of pain, where Jordan, the star, controversies favorite boy tries to get his love back in his life. But destiny has something different in his stock each time.

 



One of my favorite dialogue in the movie “Ek tootey Dil se hi toh Sangeet nikalta hain”, which strikes Janardan/Jordan (Ranbir Kapoor) so much that his search starts for a girl, to fall in Love.
Entry of the beautiful Heer (Nargis Fakhri), who wins the audiences hearts in her first movie with her cute smile and beautiful act. It’s a perfect chemistry between Ranbir and Nargis. The pair has looked sensational and lively in all the frames of the movie.
The post-interval scene between Heer and Jordan is special, where Heer and Ranvir under a pink cover, share their cozy feelings and aspire for a perfect life, which will be free from this society, controversies, hospitals, and all those things which try to tear them apart. It has been directed perfectly and brings a heart-soothing feeling after seeing all the pain in the lover’s relation. This truly brings Tears, on seeing the couple to embrace Lives.

The scene where Ustad Jameel Khan (Late Sir. Shammi Kapoor) tells to the business-minded Dhingra (the perfect Piyush Mishra), that Jordan is not made for those artificial studio recordings. This is a special and a cute scene between the sweet Shammi Sir and Ranbeer.
Shammi ji in his own style says his lines perfectly,
Yeh bada jaanwar hain, Yeh aapki chotey Pinjrey mein nahin Samayega..Yeh Apni duniya banayega. Ispey uska haath hain, uski Inaayat hain
Ustad gives Jordan his first break with the music company, from where the Rockstar’s journey gets a lift.

You will not stop clapping while watching the scene where Ranbir runs on Piyush Mishra by tearing the music contract to pieces and shouting  the Mantra “Chal Ukhad Le Swahah…”

 

This movie will make you cry, laugh, shout with anger and passion, every time when Ranbir gives his electric performance till date. Ranbir has always been special in all his light hearted movies like “Wake-Up Sid, Rocket Singh, Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahaani”. RockStar portrays him totally differently. His expressions are remarkable in every frame, which makes him look a perfect RockStar. RockStar takes him to a different height in the industry, from where there is no looking back for this actor. He has proved that he has the inherited “magic-touch” from the reputed Kapoor family, who has gifted GEMS (Shri Prithviraj Kapoor, the show-man Shri. Raj Kapoor, easy going Sashi Kapoor, the lively Shammiji, the blue-eyed Randhir Kapoor, the best chocolate boy, Rishiji, the remarkable Karishma and the innovative Kareena) to this industry in every decade. Ranbir proves that he is here to stay and has made his mark. Undoubtedly a Star shining, a Lively Actor. Hats off to this guy.

Nargis Fakhri is beautiful and has played the role transformations beautifully with her beautiful eyes and cute smile.
She has played perfectly the lively girl, where she reminded me of Katrina from Mere Brother Ki Dulhan.
The scene where she takes Ranbir to watch the blue film “Jangli Jawani” is awesome.
She has given total justice to her role in displaying her relief when she meets Ranbir again, the pain when she tries to kick Ranbir out of her life purposely, the battle between life and death.
Nargis has touched the hearts, with her remarkable performance.
The chemistry is heavenly and a perfect made for each other.

 

Shammi ji touches hearts in his short role.
Ranbir playing Shammiji’s “Tareef karron kya uski” is an icing on a cake to the audiences, which brings the old memories back.

I will not bore you with all this description, but will surely say that for me, Rockstar is a collection movie.
Don’t miss this journey of a RockStar, full of Passion, Rebel, Love, Courage, Frustration, the Highs-and-Lows of a star.

It’s a story of a special guy, Janardan turned in Jordan, in search of his own world, who loses everything to make his life perfect with his Love and his Music.
Gets all the Fame, Money which he desires, but is deadly missing his Love, Heer to make his Life perfect which is full of disputes and controversies.

 

Do not expect RockStar to be a popcorn goody-goody movie, as there is a lot of Pain involved in it.
You will love the movie, if you have ever been in Love, have an ear for music, have a heart for feeling those emotions….If you are in this class, go watch it, It’s a master-piece and a class apart.

In the Box-Office language, RockStar will win in all the big circuits with the class audiences.
Its hard to digest for the Teenagers and the Masses, who might expect the halka-fulka entertainment and less crying. But that’s their unfortunate tastes, who will need to work on it and possibly get it gradually.

Hats off to Ranbir, Nargis, Late Shammiji (will stay forever in our hearts), Piyush Mishra and others with the leader Imtiaz Ali, who has a gave justice to the subject very well.

And last but not the least, I will thank the Maestro, A.R. Rehman.
His music is the soul of RockStar, and is full of life.

RockStar Rocks Bollywood….. A Life of a Star
Super Likes for this one


Already added to Nik's Favorites

Rating: (* * * * *): 5-Star Rating

By Who-Else, Nik

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Zindagi Naa Milegi Dobara: Movie Review











"Live Life to the Fullest" a sincere message given by Zoya's 2011 latest classic movie "Zindagi Naa Milegi Dobara"
The movie stays loyal to its title throughout the movie, so wins heart of a mature class of audience.
At Last a refreshing and an inspirational movie out of all the bunch of Tamil Remakes (Ready, Singham), Harry Potter sequels.


Its a story of 3 best friends who get set for their bachelor trip, by letting off their Daily routines and boring job schedules.
So, a fact which strikes chords of the heart very gently, saying,
Guys, There is a Life beyond this too. When will you experience it. When will you feel it.
Katrina's character is perfectly fresh and she carries the free confident independent heart character with a grace and sincerity
The best dialogue which best describes her is: "You are thinking about your 40's? Who knows that whether you will be alive at 40? Live for today"
and "Jo kabhi khuley aasman ke neeche naa soya ho, wo hi aisi Boring baat keh sakta hain"
Abhay Deol's character is sweet and confused, which is very well expressed by him through his natural body language, his easy expressions and his spontaneous dialogue deliveries. He has got some good light moments and complement his companions very well.
Hrithik is sincere in his role. The transformation in his character from a workaholic investment banker to a carefree person, due to his gradual involvement in Katrina is directed perfectly.


All said, All done, but the real winner is Farhan Akhtar, just because when I completed the movie, it was Farhan's character which striked my mind.

Farhan has again shown his multiple talents as an Actor (Comedy, Emotions, Witty Liners), narrator (with his magical voice and Javed Akhtar's magical words). A true winner he is and a class apart from the league actors (Khans, Kapurs, Roshans, Kumars, etc.).
He is a Scene Stealer throughout the movie.

ZNMD is surely, a movie to have in a Collection. Super Likes for this one.. Don't miss it, You will surely regret missing this one, because it will gift you back your Life, by dusting off boredom from your Life....
Refreshing one....
Direct Dil Se..Who Else,
Nik

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR FIXED SALARY?

SPEAK ASIA
CONSUMER EMPOWERMENT
ITS NOT A SCHEME ITS A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

I say its not a Scheme, as Schemes are those which end up in 4 nights or a month.
This is a Business Opportunity to develop an Entrepreneur in you
ONLINE SURVEY PROGRAMME

How much time do you give from your busy schedule to earn money, to search for new opportunities apart from your career.
If you do so, SPEAK ASIA is a right platform for your genre of individuals or I will say Entreprenuers
If you do not, then its high time to think on these lines, as you are moving in ad-hoc way, where you have plans but no direction to move, as all of us know that from Dreams cannot be achieved from a single income source.

BENEFITS:
1. Financial Freedom
2. Systematic Management Approach
3. Knowledge gain on various Sectors and Market Updates via Surveys to be an Ideal Consumer
4. A Large Contact Base from diverse sectors (Social Networking)
5. Presentation and Communication Skills
6. Team Work
7. Positive Attitude and Confidence towards reaching new heights

COMPANY'S UPCOMING EVENTS
1. Organizing a GENX BAZAAR in GOA, a large Consumer base
2. TV and Print Ads
3. Soon to go ON-AIR via a TV Channel of Speak Asia

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
A Business Opportunity knocks at your door. Its up to you to decide, whether to turn down this opportunity by thinking all the negative points or to grab this opportunity and to boost up your bank-balances with a income which brings you Joy, Knowledge, Team-Spirit and Independence to earn by working only for 2 hrs every week.
I don't feel our daily job gives us all this by working bare minimum 9 hrs and maximum "INFINITE". Does it? If so, stay Foolish Stay Happy, If no, GET SMARTER AND WORK SMARTER.

I AM HAPPY TO BE A SPEAK ASIAN, WHICH GIVES ME THAT EXTRA BUCK WITHOUT ANY HASSLES

To discuss the opportunity, feel free to reach me on +91-9969303860

Or drop me an e-mail on nikhil.satam@gmail.com

You can visit us at Mumbai every Saturday 6:00 PM and meet the Team to see it yourself and clarify your doubts at address:
505 (OPTIMA), Sai Chambers,
Opp Tiffany's, (Outside Santacruz Station)
Santacruz (E), Mumbai

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Just a Thought

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QUOTE 1:
It is the most beautiful feeling on Earth, experienced by every living creature.
It has Warmth, It has Strength, It has Motivation, It has Trust, It has Happiness and Joy and lots of other goodie feelings come with it.
Now, you might have guessed 'It' till now -- Nik
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QUOTE 2:
KYA LEKE AAYA THA, KYA LEKE JAAYEGAA....,
SAARE RISHTEY NAATE YAHI CHOD JAAYEGAA....,
TUJH SE NAA HI TERA PACKAGE POOCHA JAAYEGA...., NA HI TERA DIMAAG JACHA JAAYEGA.....
SIRF JACHI JAAYEGI TERI NEKI AUR DILDAARI....
BANDEY JAAN LE EK SACH, MITTI SE AAYA THA, MITTI MEIN MIL JAAYEGA, RAB HI TUJHE APNAYEGA.... -- Nik
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QUOTE 3:
Wish God would had made me a Superman :-)
There would had been
* No Traffic-Jams
* No Terrorism Havocs
* No Crimes
But, yes there would had been no Rest. So, that's what God must had thought for me.
Let Nikhil Rest, thats the Best :-)
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QUOTE 4:
The Almighty : One and only one Eternal Truth....
The only Supreme Power who guides you when you are on a Wrong Path....
The only Supreme Power who takes care of you when you are left lonely....
The only Supreme Power who is with you, in all the Ups and Downs of Life....
His Love has no demands, no egoes, no selfishness.... He is within us everybody....
Just open your minds.... You will find the light inside yourself....
Respect Mankind.... Respect the Power....
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QUOTE 5:
Na Jaane Kya Tha..... Na Jaane Kya Hoga....,
Jo bhi tha, woh guzra hua kal tha....
Jo Pal Gaya, woh laut ke nahin Aayega....
Jo hain woh bas Aaj hain, Abhi hain, Yaheen hain !! Who Else: Nik :-)

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QUOTE 6:
Pratyek Chehrya maage ek Chehra nakkich asto.....
Aani Tyaalach mhantat Feelings.....
Jey saglyana dakhavley jaat nahit
: Who Else-Nik :-)
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QUOTE 7:
Har pal tere ehsaas hota hain..
Dil mein teri yaad aur Hothon pey bass tera hi naam hota hain..
Tu nahin paas lekin teri
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

FRIENDS: PLEASE DONATE YOUR OLD VALUABLES INSTEAD OF THRASHING THEM

Friends, How much of us really take out some time to serve the Poor and the Needy.


In today's busy Life, we really do not have time to involve in all such activities, so thought of reaching out all of you with some of NGO contacts.

NGO's like Goonj and Umang are doing a real good work by helping the Orphans to build up their future, to save them from walking on the darker side of the road of Crime and Drugs.

Your old stuff like Clothes, Shoes, Books, Utensils can be better used by the Poor rather than you throwing them away or stuffing in your cupboards




Here are some of the contacts, where you can visit online or personally to do your bit of Social Work and Donation
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GOONJ


















http://www.goonj.org

GOONJ Registered Office
J- 93 Sarita Vihar,
New Delhi - 110076.
Tel. - 91-22-2697 2351, 91-22-4140-1216
E- Mail :- anshugoonj24@gmail.com

MUMBAI Coordinator:
Mr. Rohit Singh (+91-93223 81600, +91-9833237678)
Mr. Arvind – +91-99678 90692.
Office Address:
GOONJ.. Mumbai, M/s Mukund Synthetic Industries, R. R. Industrial Estate, W.E. Highway Road, Kashimira, Mira Road (E), Thane, Maharashtra- 401104
Email: rohit@goonj.org

Collection Centers can be obtained from the below URL:
http://www.goonj.org/collection.html
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UMANG






Registered Office

1503, Emerald, Nirmal Lifestyles, Mulund (W)
Mumbai MH 400080
India
mail@umangfoundation.org

+91-98199 40222

http://umangfoundation.org/

Mr Ashish Goyal ( +91- 98199 40222 )
Ashish Goyal Founder, Umang Foundation Mumbai

Collection Centers
http://www.umangfoundation.org/donate-books-a-clothes.html

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Friday, April 15, 2011

Andheri, Mumbai: A Commuter's Nightmare


Hello Guys,



After a Long time, thought of Blogging.


Decided to step in some social issues, one over here is expereinced by every Mumbaikar



Mumbai well-known as the "Fastest City", "A City that never Sleeps", "Mumbai bahut Fast hain" etc. etc. But, step at Andheri (E) during the peak hours and your thoughts will change, as you are bound to get Slow over here.













If you have a Job at Andheri and that too at MIDC, SEEPZ, Sakinaka location, then better start some Yoga classes to have a lot of Patience, as your bad time starts now, which does not require a Bejan Daruwalla to predict. Andheri boasts and flaunts as a Commercial Hub in the Western Suburbs of Mumbai. Actually its been divided as all the load of Commercial Players is taken by Andheri E, as it has the MIDC and STPI And Andheri (W) boasts the glamsham crowd of the big screen and television stars staying at Versova, the Andheri Sports Complex, etc.



Well, but my point is having so much potential in this place and lot of money churning every minute every second at almost all the places in Andheri, why is that the infrastructure of Andheri never given a thought?


Are the corporators sleeping? If, they are, then time to shake them, kick them and wake them up.



Almost 20,000 people commute daily to Andheri for getting in their respective offices. Almost half of the roads are digged up saying by the Reliance boards "WORK IN PROGRESS, INCONVENIENCE IS REGRETTED" Well, it must flash the message "INCONVENIENCE IN PROGRESS, WORK IS REGRETTED"





A person travelling from Andheri Station towards MIDC or SEEPZ takes almost 1 hour to reach the place, if he is lucky to get his vehicle out of the potholes, he will take a min of 45 mins, enjoying a roller-coaster ride.


And the stats during rains, goes more wild. This is not the state due to the Metro project, but this state is continuing from 2005 till date.


The focus here is so many years passed by, people turned older travelling and walking on the Andheri Roads, but the potholes and the construction has never been finished.


The bottle neck at the Gurudwara turn and Petrol Pump still exists from the 1990's era And God knows when is the road from Station to Chakala getting a facelift, as its the worst nightmare for the commutter. Neither can a person walk straight over there nor can a vehicle be driven straight over it.


Above all this, Reliance is making its dream Metro Project at a tortoise pace, which seems to never end
















Anyways, the Aam Aadmi is now used to: waste his Sweat; stand in never-ending bus, auto queues; waste his time waiting for buses, getting an auto; waste his energy walking in the scorching heat


Doing all these activities, he looks at his clock, by removing a handkerchief from his pocket wiping the sweat as if wiping his Tears, and asking his neighbouring victim "Aaj Bahut Traffic hain naa.. Saala kya traffic hain... Khatam honey kaa naam hi nahin leta... Aur upar se yeh Metro, pata nahin kya bana rahe hain..."


Well, writing this article made to me sweat even if I am sitting in my AC office at Andheri, Seepz

Another very old Victim of Andheri,

Who Else,

Nik

:)