KOLAVERI KOLAVERI STARRING RAJNI-SUPERSTAR

BREAKING NEWZ:
RAJNIKANTH WENT TO A CHINESE HOTEL TO HAVE A QUICK BREAKFAST
AND TOLD WAITER GIVE ME KOLA-VER-IDLI JI....

WAITER:
YO RAJNI SIR, I AM TAKING UR ORDER
IDLI ILYA?
SAMBAR ILYA?

RAJNI:
(IN ANGER)
BRING THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
BRING THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..

RAJNI:
ORDER CORRECT.....???

WAITER:
(PUZZLED)
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..

RAJNI:
(ANGER)
INNA RASKALA...GO BRING PLEASE....
MAINTAIN DECENCY PLEASE....

WAITER:
WAITER GOES AWAY CRYING....
WHAT's THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHAT's THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..

(AFTER 5 MINUTES)...

RAJNI:
ANNA ORDER??, APPADIYE KHAAYLA SNACKS EDHUTHUKO,
ORDER READY...???


WAITER:
(HAPPILY)
ONEEE.... TWOOO .... THREEE...
PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN PA PA PA PPAAN...
(DANCING IN CHINESE......)
HERE IS UR ORDER-U IDLI-U...IDLI U COLOUR WHITE U
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..
WHY THIS KOLA-VER-IDLI JI..


(AFTER 5 MINS):
WAITER:
PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN-PA PA PA PPAAN PA PA PA PPAAN...
BILL READY...


RAJNI:
ONEEE TWOOO THREEE...
(RAJNI DISAPPEARS)
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